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(2006.06.04) Spelling

I don't know how old these kids are, so I may just be being a heartless dick here, but, paraphrased from the AIC and Spelling Bee of Canada Ontario Senior Championships just now:

PRONOUNCER: Your word is "regale".

KID: Could I have the definition, please?

PRONOUNCER: (gives the definition)

KID: Could you use it in a sentence?

PRONOUNCER: (does so)

KID: Could you repeat the word?

PRONOUNCER: "Regale."

KID: "Regale." R-I-G-A-L-E.

JUDGE: Incorrect.

(Kid leaves. Next kid, who was in line, on stage, during all of this, comes up to the mic.)

PRONOUNCER: Kid #2, your word is "regale".

KID #2: Could I have the definition please?

PRONOUNCER: (gives same definition)

KID #2: Could you use it in a sentence?

PRONOUNCER: (gives exact same sentence)

KID #2: Is it a proper noun?

PRONOUNCER: (beat) ...No.

KID #2: "Regale". ... Could you repeat the word?

PRONOUNCER: "Regale."

KID #2: "Regale." R-E-G-A-I-L-L-E.

JUDGE: Incorrect.

(Kid #3 comes up.)

PRONOUNCER: Kid #3, your word is "regale."

KID #3: "Regale." R-E-G-A-L-E.

JUDGE: Correct.

Of course, while I was writing this, I watched the word "trestle" demolish like fifteen kids in a row, many of whom asked for repetitions of the word, the definition, its use in a sentence, and subsequently used a spelling that a previous kid tried and failed.

Still, I feel kind of bad for some of these kids' luck... how are words like "overbearing" and "regale" in the same category as words like "coterie" and "batik"? I also got suckered by "tenement" but mainly because the pronouncer was saying it like "tannament". I blame subtle Canadian accents.

Comments
[Henry] Also, how are "syndicate" and "medicinal" in the same category as "sphagnum" and "tangelo"?
[Fai] these were likely around 8 or 9 (I saw some of it). you should have watched the championships with 14 year olds. I'm hard pressed to find any word in there that I would actually consider English. german, hawaiian, greek, sanskrit (wtf!!). man those kids were impressive.
[Brandon] It's fun to make fun of dumb kids.
[Chris] Yeah, like Brandon =P
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