For some reason, every person I've ever spoken to has been filled with the overwhelming desire to punch me in the face. Why is that?
Clearly, I must be far smarter and more attentive than your entire staff, creative team and marketing team who have been working on your flagship product for multiple years, on the basis that I'm too stupid to pick up a motherfucking dictionary.
Dear Wizards,
Why is it that every time I come up with a deck idea, the next Saturday School article gives away my idea as a result of some schmuck asking a question about it because he's too stupid to read the rules or ask someone he knows, thus making me totally want to punch him in the face for making me look like an uncreative plagiarist?
( 2 comments )Now, you see, I'm a pretty stupid guy. But I'm aware of it, so that makes me less stupid, right? Right?
Rather than talk to any other Magic player on the face of the planet, I thought I should waste everyone's time instead.